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agfrg

Quote*p0k3r (SoulPunisher) p0k3r deves gostar de merda tu pq tas sempre em cima de mim

XsTeAl

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Quote22:23 <cenourinha> CheaT: de onde es ?
22:23 <cenourinha> cenourinha: sou do sitio onde moro...
right, e a piada onde está?

Tu has-de morrer com tanta azia....

EmptyxD

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Quote22:23 <cenourinha> CheaT: de onde es ?
22:23 <cenourinha> cenourinha: sou do sitio onde moro...
right, e a piada onde está?

Tu has-de morrer com tanta azia....

AZIADOS FC ... FTW
Achoqueabarradeespaçoestacomalgumproblema

p0k3r

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Quote*p0k3r (SoulPunisher) p0k3r deves gostar de merd* tu porque tas sempre em cima de mim

AHAHAHAHAHA.

masterhard

17:18 <CrossIron> Microsoft Office 2007
17:18 <masterhard> mas uso debian
17:18 <Djrds> oh shitz
17:18 <CrossIron> Save time, manage information, stay connected. Buy & download today.
17:18 <Djrds> photoshop nao e jogo
17:18 <Djrds> x)
17:18 <Djrds> eu gosto de mac
17:18 <CrossIron> save time com o office 2007
17:18 <Djrds> mas meh
17:18 <CrossIron> aquilo ate abrir
17:18 <masterhard> que tem caralho?
17:18 <CrossIron> ja eu morri de pissa a mais no cu
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masterhard

17:18 <CrossIron> Microsoft Office 2007
17:18 <masterhard> mas uso debian
17:18 <Djrds> oh shitz
17:18 <CrossIron> Save time, manage information, stay connected. Buy & download today.
17:18 <Djrds> photoshop nao e jogo
17:18 <Djrds> x)
17:18 <Djrds> eu gosto de mac
17:18 <CrossIron> save time com o office 2007
17:18 <Djrds> mas meh
17:18 <CrossIron> aquilo ate abrir
17:18 <masterhard> que tem caralho?
17:18 <CrossIron> ja eu morri de pissa a mais no cu





19:18 <masterhard> era doce
19:18 <darkhipno> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIYWVhOFqL4 -> foskasse isso é para
                   ti
19:18 <darkhipno> masterhard tu so arranjas coisas destas
19:18 <darkhipno> -.-
19:18 <masterhard> loool
19:18 <foskasse> darkhipno, ja tive um caralho
19:19 <foskasse> fudi o caralho
19:19 <Lok> eu tb
19:19 <darkhipno> pq agora ja nao tens?
19:19 <masterhard> o.O
19:19 <darkhipno> cortaram te o?
19:19 <foskasse> parti
19:19 <darkhipno> LOOOOOOOOL
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
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Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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agfrg

*masterhard tira o lixo das unha do pe mindinho com o lapis da microsoft

agfrg

[21:25] agfrg: [21:24] agfrg: agora ta na moda ser muçulmano
[21:25] agfrg: [21:24] agfrg: masterhard andas de burca?
[21:25] masterhard: o que e burca?
[21:25] masterhard: :s
[21:25] Grantlinks: lol
[21:25] Grantlinks: é as cortinas de casa incompatible encoding
[21:25] agfrg: tas a ver aquela coisa que as iraquianas usam?
[21:25] Grantlinks: a fazer de roupa
[21:25] masterhard: fdx
[21:25] agfrg: olha nao dizia melhor
[21:25] masterhard: eu
[21:25] Grantlinks: com uma renda nos olhos
[21:25] masterhard: ANDO DE FATO!

masterhard

13:32 <agfrg> ainda dizem que linux nao e user friendly :|
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
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agfrg

[20:52] Imigrante: xii o Foskasse
[20:52] Imigrante: o pessoal é todo o mesmo incompatible encoding
[20:52] [Foskasse]: YAAAAA
[20:53] Imigrante: ainda continuas feio?
[20:53] Imigrante: jk
[20:53] [Foskasse]: Sempre
[20:53] [Foskasse]:

masterhard

21:20 <cenourinha> alguem que me queira ajudar a escrever um artigo?
21:20 <cenourinha> :|
21:20 <cenourinha> ja tou aqui a sentir falta de cafe no sangue
21:20 <cenourinha> ou sangue no cafe, nem sei... :|
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

agfrg

<southafrikanse> toma puta!
<southafrikanse> tirei-te crl!
<agfrg> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<southafrikanse> fdx

Isto falando da placa gráfica.

tiagotex

knife: olhem
     knife: preciso de namorada
     knife: alguem?
  foskasse: knife, o agfrg !!
     agfrg: LOL
     knife: ela e toda grossa pra mim
masterhard: lolol

UPDATE:

  foskasse: knife, se curtires hemales
  foskasse: hefemales
  foskasse: tens ali o cenourinha
     agfrg: LOOOOOOOOOL

masterhard

13:33 <knife> almoço
13:33 <knife> ja volto
13:33 <Masterhard> lol
13:33 <knife>
13:33 <knife> te ja
13:34 <Masterhard> o arroz ja me acabou :|
13:34 <Masterhard> sua lambisgoia, traz-me mais arroz
13:34 <Masterhard>
13:35 <Masterhard> tou a amar loucamente uma lambisgoia que so tem 2 dentes, o cabelo dela parece palha de aco de
                    esfregar panelas
13:35 <Masterhard> crlho, bash
13:35 <Masterhard> :|
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

tiagotex

knife: posso ser op por 0.12 segundos?
     knife: menos de 1s
*** Mode change "+o knife" on #webtuga by Tiagotex_FoX
*** Mode change "-o knife" on #webtuga by Tiagotex_FoX
     knife: tks
Tiagotex_FoX: já está
     knife: tive um orgasmo mental
Tiagotex_FoX: lol

p0k3r

(01:52:22) ââ,¬Â¢ @Idi0t stuffs the bomb into southafrikanse\\'s pants. The display reads [51] seconds.
(01:52:24) (@Idi0t) Diffuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There is one wire. It is Lavender.
(01:52:31) (@southafrikanse) cutwire Lavander
(01:52:31)      Ã¢â,¬â€Ã¢â,¬Âº kick: (southafrikanse) was kicked by (Idi0t) (snip...*BOOM!*)

masterhard

20:17 -!- Irssi: #gayporto: Total of 25 nicks [3 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 22
          normal]
20:17 -!- Channel #gayporto created Fri Aug  3 08:47:04 2007
20:17 <Lok> ola foskasse
20:17 -!- Irssi: Join to #gayporto was synced in 3 secs
20:17 <portonow> LOL
20:17 <foskasse> Lok, OLA!
20:18 <foskasse> mf?
20:18 <portonow> tou a ver que vai tudo a queima
20:18 <Lok> foskasse m e tu lindo?
20:18 <foskasse> shemale
20:18 <Lok> tb vai!
20:18 <Equilibrio> eu vou mas eh keimar outra coisa....e depois vou-me rir
20:18 <portonow> enfim
20:18 <portonow> n vou para o degredo
20:18 <foskasse> Lok, fodes?
20:18 -!- mode/#gayporto [+b *!foskasse@localhost] by ^EneTeBe^
20:18 -!- foskasse was kicked from #gayporto by ^EneTeBe^ [Campanha de Bom
          comportamento]
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

agfrg

<CrossIron> e que tenho o grelo a arder
<Grantlinks> tu tens grelo?
<Grantlinks> Oo
<CrossIron> Grantlinks, tenho o que quiseres
<masterhard> grelo? o.O
<CrossIron> hoje sou trans BABY!
<CrossIron> sou hefemale!
<masterhard> omfg
<Grantlinks> mesmo os trans tem pila
<CrossIron>
<CrossIron> Grantlinks, ha mal em ter os dois?!
<Grantlinks> entao és hermafrodita
<CrossIron> yaps
<masterhard> afrodite
<CrossIron> mas so hoje
<masterhard> afrodita xD
<CrossIron> amanha volto a ter caralho
<CrossIron> SO caralho
<Grantlinks> nu rabo


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<Foskasse> epa
<Foskasse> EU TOu em quase
<Foskasse> todos os bashes
<Foskasse> va
<Foskasse> uma boa parte
<masterhard> pra ramboia tou ca eu! xD
<Foskasse> masterhard, bora ramboiar pa cama?
<agfrg> a masterhard e que ta em tudo
* masterhard expulsou [Foskasse] de #webtuga (ramboia com a mao ta fuder... -.-\\')
* [Foskasse] (foskasse@237-208.dial.nortenet.pt) entrou em #webtuga
* ChanServ oferece voz a [Foskasse]
<masterhard>
<agfrg> masterhard nao era com o gargalo do garrafao?
<Foskasse> YES
<Foskasse> loooooooool
<masterhard> esse fdp fodeu os garrafoes todos
<agfrg> LOOOL


Hoje o canal tá on fire, like summer of 07.

CrossIron

NHEHEHEHEHEH

Quote<trmanco> Idi0t puta
<Idi0t> trmanco: nao achas que o knife e feio?
<trmanco> Idi0t acho
<Idi0t> trmanco: ola
<knife> idi0t .l.
<Idi0t> knife: Não,obrigado

<achmed> LOL
<Tijs2> ahahahah

ate pelo bot... isso tá maus!

trmanco

QuoteNHEHEHEHEHEH

Quote<trmanco> Idi0t *censurado*
<Idi0t> trmanco: nao achas que o knife e feio?
<trmanco> Idi0t acho
<Idi0t> trmanco: ola
<knife> idi0t .l.
<Idi0t> knife: Não,obrigado
<achmed> LOL
<Tijs2> ahahahah

ate pelo bot... isso tá maus!

Hahahaha, 0wn3d