[Frases] Curiosidades...

[lycosman]

Não tinha nada para fazer e perguntei ao cenourinha que é que havia de fazer. Então ele disse-me para instalar o StrumbleUpon. Instalei e depois de um tempo a ver sites do arco da velha encontrei um ficheiro de texto algures na imensidão da Internet que tem umas frases curiosas, uma copilação das sigs que se vêm por aí. Vou deixar algumas...

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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One picture is worth 128K words.
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The difference between Microsoft and \\'Jurassic Park\\':
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
extinct.
The other is a film.
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"Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!"
                                -- Bill Gates, 1981
"Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM."
                                -- Bill Gates, 1996
"Nobody will ever need Windows 95."
                                -- logical conclusion
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Windows 98: Not Plug & Play, but Bug & Pay!
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Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
"No" or "Linux" is the answer.
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A computer without any MS Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
                -- With apologies to Gloria Steinem
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UNIX is user friendly. It\\'s just selective about who its friends are.
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The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.
                -- Linus Torvalds
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Linux don\\'t need no steenkin\\' viruses. The users can destroy the
system all by themselves....
                -- Peter Dalgaard in comp.os.linux.misc
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F U cn rd dis U mst uz Unix.
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Chupa-Chups: "The World Is Sucks"
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Get a life?  Well, once I nearly found one, but the link was broken.
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Press any key to continue, or any other key to cancel.
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Of course I use Microsoft. Setting up a stable unix network is no challenge ;p
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I\\'m right!

[AkiRo]

Of course I use Microsoft. Setting up a stable unix network is no challenge ;p

LoL :|

[diogogomes]

lol

[Malukitah]

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I\\'m right!

 :?

[Teotónio Ricardo]

Get a life? Well, once I nearly found one, but the link was broken.

Gostei particularmente desta.

[Malukitah]

Get a life? Well, once I nearly found one, but the link was broken.

Gostei particularmente desta.

LOOL

[agfrg]

Windows 98: Not Plug & Play, but Bug & Pay!

Epá eu usei Windows 98 durante alguns anos (tava a fazer as contas e aparentam ter sido 4) e não era Bug & Pay, era mais Plug & Pray...

[lycosman]

A minha favorita é esta: "F U cn rd dis U mst uz Unix. "
Uso MacOS X.

[agfrg]

Descobri esse mesmo ficheiro e tá aqui outra interessante:

"I may not understand what I\\'m installing, but that\\'s not my job. I
just need to click Next, Next, Finish here so I can walk to the next
system and repeat the process"
                -- Anonymous NT Admin