[humor]microsoft jingle bells

Started by masterhard, September 09, 2007, 10:56:42 AM

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masterhard

September 09, 2007, 10:56:42 AM
QuoteNine-tenths of a gig,
Biggest ever seen,
God, this program\\'s big--
MS Word 15!
Comes on ten CDs,
And requires--damn!
Word is fine, but jeez--
60 megs of RAM?!
Oh! Microsoft, Microsoft,
Bloatware all the way!
I\\'ve sat here installing Word
Since breakfast yesterday!
Oh! Microsoft, Microsoft,
Moderation, please.
Guess you hadn\\'t noticed:
Four-gig drives don\\'t grow on trees!

 :wink:
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

agfrg

#1
September 09, 2007, 11:53:18 AM
OMG

 :droll:  :droll:  :droll:  :droll:

Lok

#2
September 09, 2007, 11:55:42 AM
er.. Mas afinal desde quando è que esse texto corresponde à verdade?
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

agfrg

#3
September 09, 2007, 12:04:48 PM
Quoteer.. Mas afinal desde quando è que esse texto corresponde à verdade?

Dai estar na seccao de humor?

Nao passa de um exagero, uma satira, não e suposto ser real, especialmente porque nem existe a versao 15 do Word, ainda vai na 12.

R0b_9

#5
September 09, 2007, 01:20:17 PM
Já traduziam :S . . . Eu e\\' mais Frânces que Inglês . . .

CrossIron

#6
September 09, 2007, 05:12:33 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL    

muito fixe... pobre microsoft... sempre a levar kalinadas de todos!

raf.cl

#7
September 09, 2007, 09:43:08 PM
LOL :shock:    :loli:  :loli:
Procuro a Solidão, como o ar procura o chão.
Como a chuva só desmancha, pensamento sem razão
Procuro esconderijo, encontro um novo abrigo.
Como a arte do seu jeito, e tudo faz sentido.

agfrg

#8
September 09, 2007, 10:14:12 PM
Mastarhard ja arranjavas a musica a malta

Anatra

#9
September 14, 2007, 03:59:47 PM
mesmo coisa à masterhard... apple fan ou M$ distroyer?

//tks lycos :D

Hey, ja meteste a tag??
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