[Artigo][humor]Linux: a ameaça europeia

Started by arkangath, August 03, 2007, 09:16:00 PM

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arkangath

Desculpem, mas após ler este post.... não aguentei.... Eu ri tanto.... mas tanto mesmo.

Isto sim é fanatismo, mas dos americanos nao esperava menos. E nem sequer tem o titulo bem escrito (erros gramáticos).

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/0...by-tristan.aspx

Divirtam-se e riam-se tanto qt eu.

trmanco

QuoteItââ,¬â,,¢s a computer program that was initially developed in Finland
QuoteAnd guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?
QuoteIf you guessed it was Linux you would be 100% right. Osama uses Linux because he knows designed to counterfit DVDs, curcumventing the Digital Millenium Copyright Act, and defraud companies like Disney.
QuoteIf you see a company using Linux, it may be that they have not paid for this software. Report them to the Business Software Alliance who have the legal authority to inspect any companyââ,¬â,,¢s computers for illegal programs like Linux.

Os comments :

QuoteTristan, I believe you!
This rj guy is probably a typical liberal liar.
Most of the internet is running on linux? Donââ,¬â,,¢t make me laugh!!!
I used linux once. Itââ,¬â,,¢s terrible.

Sim granda post para rir.. não devia de andar na secção de Humor?


KTachyon

QuoteIndeed, Linux is so pervasive amongst the blue states and many liberal universities that a leading computer expert Steve Balmer (from Microsoft) described Linux as cancer.

Referir-se ao Steve Ballmer como um expert (LOL)...


QuoteAlso I would like to mention that Appleââ,¬â,,¢s ââ,¬ËœMac Os Xââ,¬â,,¢ is a real threat, too. This damn extrem leftwing company is giving millions to the democ-rats!!!

LOL. Está certo... a Apple apoiou a campanha dos democratas. Mas, aparentemente, os americanos são a favor dos republicanos... lol.


QuoteYes, Linux is a primative European clone; It is much less capable than Windows. In fact it omits features that were standard in Windows back in 1998; For example Linux has no built-in anti-virus or anti-spyware software.

LOLOL.


Isto é mesmo um gozo... eu nem acredito que estes gajos existem, lol. O Skilz0ne ia adorar este gajo, lol.
My Q4 estimate: Macs: 5.89M; iPods: 4.19M; iPhones: 30.0M; iPads: 18.05M; Revenue: 37.00B; EPS: 9.50
AAPL Q3 result: Macs: 4.02M; iPods: 6.80M; iPhones: 26.0M; iPads: 17.04M; Revenue: 35.02B; EPS: 9.32

arkangath

O site devia ser crackado mesmo. É uma vergonha para um país que se diz rei do mundo ter pessoas assim, a dizer bacoradas destas.

KTachyon

QuoteDonââ,¬â,,¢t post here anymore, please! You are crashing my WINDOWS HOSTED web site!!!
My Q4 estimate: Macs: 5.89M; iPods: 4.19M; iPhones: 30.0M; iPads: 18.05M; Revenue: 37.00B; EPS: 9.50
AAPL Q3 result: Macs: 4.02M; iPods: 6.80M; iPhones: 26.0M; iPads: 17.04M; Revenue: 35.02B; EPS: 9.32

runestone

mas este gajo droga-se ou ke?

a dizer que o bin laden usa linux uma vez que assim pode hackar os sistemas  :|

QuoteIf one of your friends is using Linux or may be tempted to try it show them this article. Explain that Linux is a genuine threat and that by using it they may be opening their computer to Chinese hackers.

mas este gajo ainda está a pensar no vietnam ou no ataque do perl harbor ou quê ?? :shock:  :shock:

metido na cadeia ainda era pouco lol

masterhard

lolol, ela mal sabe ligar um computador, quanto mais falar de linux, movido para a seccao de humor x\\'D
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Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
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Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
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southafrikanse

Epá adorei este comentário:

QuoteThe name alone (LINUX) sounds kind of queer to me!

HA HA HA. Linux tem nome "à gay" looooool

QuoteItââ,¬â,,¢s just some primitive European substitute for a real operation system like the mighty Windows XP.

Se aquilo é primitivo ao verdadeiro SO estão mesmo bem enganados.

QuoteAlso I suspect that this Mac OS is sending personal information to Apple and other communist companies and organizations!

O engraçado daqui é a palavra "communist" looooool. Vê-se mesmo que são patriotas.
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masterhard

Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

agfrg

QuoteWell, this is widely know that google is trying to compete with Microsoft, so since they cannot develop their system by themself, they had to use this kind of anti american alliance ( and use a lot of computer to achieve the same quality of search given by msn with a inferior os ).

Remember that google is also helping china and their anti democratic governement.

And I must also add that the link of terrorism and linux is not even hidden, if you take a look at website like this one : http://plf.zarb.org/about.php

Linux is just a anarchist invention aiming at bringing chaos and death everywhere in the world. I am still amazed to see that no one is able to see the truth in their games.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

eu amo este site...

E tb é interessante o facto de usarem WordPress. E o facto de a gaja ter despedido um IT Manager por ter arranjado um host com linux.