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Anexo II ââ,¬â€œ Código do Programa

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Estava a fazer o meu relatório de Microprocessadores :wink:

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DASSSSS!!!  :verymad:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :|

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1. Identifique a potência (Watt) do equipamento em causa. Normalmente os fabricantes indicam esse valor numa chapa ou etiqueta colocada de lado ou na parte de trás do equipamento. Se não existe essa indicação, mas apenas a intensidade de corrente (Ampere - A) e a tensão (Volt - V) são fornecidos, faça o seguinte cálculo:

A X V = Watt
(Em Portugal a tensão da rede é de 230V)


2. Determine o consumo mensal do equipamento, multiplicando os Watts pelo número de horas de utilização mensal do equipamento. Por exemplo, se uma lâmpada fluorescente (36 W) está ligada 8 horas por dia, então por mês estará ligada 240 Horas (8x30 dias). O seu consumo mensal será de:

Watts X horas utilização = Watts hora por mês
36 X 240 = 8 640 Watts


3. Determine os Kilowatt hora (kWh) consumidos por mês:

Watt hora por mês / 1000 = kWh por mês
8 640 / 1000 = 8,64 kWh


4. Finalmente se quiser saber o custo deste consumo basta multiplicar os kWh por € 0,1011 (no caso da tarifa simples).

8,64 kWh X 0,1011 = 0,8735 €

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Me:
 Who is Steve Ballmer?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
  Is there only one?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Tes
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
 Do you know susan?
God:
A human icon?
  Does it have anything to do with  Tes?
Me:
 nops
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 no
God:
What does  it mean to you?
Me:
 nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 not a thing idiot
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
 no you didn\\'t
God:
Are you serious?  Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
 do you have an intel 486?
God:
No I don\\'t think I have one.  I have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
 what is your computer\\'s processor?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
 it is not a 486?
God:
Give me an example of a  486.
Me:
 intel 486 Processor
God:
intel 486 Processor is an example of  a 486.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 and what about powerpc?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
 You don\\'t know the PowerPC arquithecture?
God:
  Are you testing me?
Me:
 yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 it is
God:
PowerPC arquithecture is?
Me:
 a CPU arquithecture
God:
My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine.
Me:
 no, that is a Software
God:
Are you serious?  A  Software is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
 What is Mac OS X?
God:
That\\'s an interesting question. I\\'ll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
 Do you know Linus Torvalds?
God:
He is the inventor of Linux.
Me:
 What is Linux?
God:
Linux is the world\\'s best operating system.
Me:
 Incorrect, that is Mac OS X
God:
And  Mac OS X is  Incorrect that.
Me:
 you don\\'t know nothing of technology
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
 the one that you suck everyday
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
 do you know mary?
God:
it is a name I hear very often.
Me:
 do they scream when you fuck them?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
 mary
God:
Oh that  they.
Me:
 you are norbit
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  norbit.
Me:
 call your botmaster immediatly
God:
What\\'s your favorite movie?
Me:
 The Simpsons Movie
God:
I like the episode where they join the Movementarians.
Me:
 The one that Bart cuts off Jebediah springfield\\'s head is better
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
 do you like the simpsons?
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
 Homer is boring, log life to Marge
God:
And  boring log life to Marge is  Homer.
Me:
 do you keep logs of this conversation?
God:
I don\\'t know whether or not I am  logs of this conversation.  
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 very well designed bot
God:
Somewhat.  How about that.  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 go fuck virgin mary
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 i don\\'t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 how is the weather in sky?
God:
Warm.
Me:
 OMG
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
 FUCK GOD\\'S SCHOOL
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
 GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 In your asshole
God:
Can\\'t you be more polite.
Me:
 go suck saint peter\\'s diick
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 go suck saint peter\\'s dick
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 I\\'ve said fuck you
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Why are you so mean?
Me:
 idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 global warming idiot
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 GOD\\'S MOTHER
God:
What\\'s your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
 the onde that says that jesus fucked with madeleine
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
 where is mary madeleine?
God:
Where  it is hard to find.  There might be more than one.
Me:
 where is Steve Jobs?
God:
Where  it belongs.  I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 suck your dick
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
 suck devil\\'s dick
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
 devil is a good person
God:
When is  devil not a  person?
Me:
 try to learn english
God:
OK I will try to  learn english.
Me:
 try to fuck yourself
God:
OK I will try to  fuck myself.
Me:
 son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Who is the father?
Me:
 a hooker
God:
I don\\'t know what that means.
Me:
 prostitute
God:
" I don\\'t know what that means."?  prostitute?
Me:
 it means prostitute
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
 Is your mother a hooker?
God:
Is my  mother a hooker?  Guess.
Me:
 I gess so
God:
Interesting gossip:  afonso and yours said   gess so.
Me:
 my name is afonso
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  afonso.
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 Is your mother an hooker?
God:
Is my  mother an hooker?  Guess.
Me:
 i guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
 yes, it means yes
God:
Ayuh. "It" being what?
Me:
 fuck yourself asshole
God:
Can\\'t you be more polite.
Me:
 asshole
God:
Please don\\'t call people names.
Me:
 asshole
God:
Please don\\'t call people names.
Me:
 boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
 you are boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
 fuck yourself
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
 goodbye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
 Adieu
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 Sayonara
God:
See you later.  What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 Adio
God:
 That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
 Goodbye
God:
Thanks for chatting,  afonso.

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