[Source Code] Windows 2000

[Teotónio Ricardo]

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/* Source Code Windows 2000 */



/* Source Code Windows 2000 */



#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "win98.h"

#include "workst~1.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#include "monopoly.h"

#include "backdoor.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD



char make_prog_look_big(16000000);

void main()

{

  while(!CRASHED)

  {

display_copyright_message();

display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();



if (first_time_installation)

 {

 make_100_megabyte_swapfile();

 do_nothing_loop();

 totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

 search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();

 make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();

 disable_Netscape();

 disable_RealPlayer();

 disable_Lotus_Products();

 hang_system();

 } //if

write_something(anything);

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

do_some_stuff();



if (still_not_crashed)

{

display_copyright_message();

do_nothing_loop();

basically_run_windows_31();

do_nothing_loop();

} // if

  } //while



  if (detect_cache())

disable_cache();



  if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed,very_slow);

set_mouse(action,jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);

} //if



  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */

  printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");



  if (system_ok())

crash(to_dos_prompt)

  else

system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);



  while(something)

{

sleep(5);

get_user_input();

sleep(5);

act_on_user_input();

sleep(5);

} // while

  create_general_protection_fault();



} // main

[ALA10]

Explica lá isso para PT-PT...  :?

[Teotónio Ricardo]

Seja, ai explica um bocado a sucessão do Windows... muda o nome e pouco mais...

[masterhard]

isto nao deveria tar na seccao de humor?  :x

[_sanchaz_]

:loli:

[trmanco]

LOOOOOOOOOOL

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if (fast_cpu())

{

set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed,very_slow);

set_mouse(action,jumpy);

set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);

} //if

[tiagotex]

estás a gozar mas o código podia ser mesmo esse

[nDray]

do_nothing_loop();



lool....
E parece-me que a evolução do sistema foi apenas um printf que muda xD xD

xD

[numicago]

OMG brutal.

write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();  

AAHAHA

[agfrg]

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if (good_computer())

{

set_ram_memory(128MB);

set_hard_drive_rpm(4600rpm);

set_monitor_resolution(680X480);

set_graphics_memory(8MB);

} //if
Adicionem este bocado e isto fica uma maravilha!

[Ghetto_Smurf]

if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
    set_mouse(action,jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
    } //if

PWNED

[SteveCAnthrax]

falta isto
if (crash)
     display_Blue_Screen_of_Death ()
 :loli:  :boa: