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agfrg

#40
June 16, 2007, 09:30:09 PM
Se vamos entrar pela zona Ballmer tb tenho aqui uns quantos:

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Este ultimo e mais recente!

masterhard

#41
June 16, 2007, 11:13:39 PM
o 1Ã,º e um classico na comunidade linux  :loli:
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
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Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
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agfrg

#42
June 16, 2007, 11:19:18 PM
Quoteo 1Ã,º e um classico na comunidade linux  :loli:

O 2Ã,º é pouco conhecido pois é mais recente...

Passemos então à area Bill Gates:

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Um clássico da comunidade linux.

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Ai Conan és tão mau.

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Um BSOD fica sempre bem...

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E este é um clássico da comunidade Mac.

tiagotex

#43
June 16, 2007, 11:52:58 PM
adorei aquele do Conan

masterhard

#44
June 17, 2007, 12:12:44 AM
o primeiro eu matava o gajo da tarte!!


(tarte?mesmo que fosse de maça,devia era ter dado um balazio, nao uma tarte porra!)
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
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Jasmim

#45
June 17, 2007, 12:36:02 AM
"ele e um idiota -.- deve tomar daqueles acidos cloridricos que corroiem o interior da careca"

"devia era ter dado um balazio, nao uma tarte porra!"

Andas a piorar cada vez mais as tuas entradas aqui no forum. Os teus posts começam a não ter nexo nenhum.

ALA10

#46
June 17, 2007, 01:58:38 AM
Epá adorei aquele vídeo com o Conan. É por estas e por outras que é o meu comediante preferido(a seguir só o Jay Leno).

KTachyon

#47
June 17, 2007, 03:39:03 AM
Podiam arranjar o show completo desse último vídeo.
My Q4 estimate: Macs: 5.89M; iPods: 4.19M; iPhones: 30.0M; iPads: 18.05M; Revenue: 37.00B; EPS: 9.50
AAPL Q3 result: Macs: 4.02M; iPods: 6.80M; iPhones: 26.0M; iPads: 17.04M; Revenue: 35.02B; EPS: 9.32

Teotónio Ricardo

#48
June 17, 2007, 03:47:33 AM
Quoteo primeiro eu matava o gajo da tarte!!


(tarte?mesmo que fosse de maça,devia era ter dado um balazio, nao uma tarte porra!)

Tarte de Maça... nham nham!
xD

masterhard

#49
June 17, 2007, 09:28:51 AM
Quote"ele e um idiota -.- deve tomar daqueles acidos cloridricos que corroiem o interior da careca"

"devia era ter dado um balazio, nao uma tarte porra!"

Andas a piorar cada vez mais as tuas entradas aqui no forum. Os teus posts começam a não ter nexo nenhum.

a primeira frase e mais realista,ele e mesmo passado do clima, se andasses com esta atitude que tens no forum pra la, eras "espancado" por ele, a segunda e o meu humor negro em acçao :S,mas claro, como andastes a comer letras, esqueceste-te da tarte de maça  :|

e tipico desse lado, ja nao sabem o que dizer, toca a comer palavras dos outros =/

mas pronto, ja tens o alfabeto todo ao menos?  :wink:
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

agfrg

#50
June 17, 2007, 09:41:15 AM
QuotePodiam arranjar o show completo desse último vídeo.

Não sei de que ano é esta conferencia, o que é pena...

masterhard

#51
June 17, 2007, 10:09:09 AM
Quote
QuotePodiam arranjar o show completo desse último vídeo.

Não sei de que ano é esta conferencia, o que é pena...

acho que e de 83/84 se nao me engano, o video tinha o jobs a fazer uma especie de concurso e tinha 3 tipos ao qual ele fazia uma pergunta e os 3 respondiam, um deles era o gates
 

arranjei este video comparativo  :|

Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

agfrg

#52
June 17, 2007, 10:27:08 AM
AI K LOL ESSE VIDEO DO CONCURSO!

Viva o Jobs!

masterhard

#53
June 17, 2007, 10:39:56 AM
e ja que tou com a mao na massa...



ele tem ideias, mas a empresa ta cheia de incompetentes :/



UBUNTU! UBUNTU! UBUNTU!  :wink:
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

agfrg

#54
June 17, 2007, 10:45:01 AM
E como estamos todos numa boa, vou agora mandar um sobre a Apple, que sobre a Microsoft há muitos.

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Lok

#55
June 17, 2007, 10:45:27 AM
Já postei esse noutro lado
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

masterhard

#56
June 17, 2007, 11:03:21 AM
agfrg nao podes roubar o chupa-chupa ao lok assim pah!!, ja tinha visto ta uma comedia de partir o coco, entao aquela camara e o quake... eu ja tinha dado uma marretada na mesa a ver se ja ligava mas se o steve antes preferiu atira-la... e la com ele =P
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

masterhard

#57
June 17, 2007, 11:06:27 AM
:loli:






/dev/null ROFTL!  :wink:
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

Jakimasa

#58
June 17, 2007, 11:26:19 AM
QuoteE como estamos todos numa boa, vou agora mandar um sobre a Apple, que sobre a Microsoft há muitos.

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ups lol...tão bacanas...mas este gajo dá sempre a volta
RIP

Jakimasa

#59
June 17, 2007, 11:28:03 AM
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já agora lol
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