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[r1c4rd0100]

Falem com deus fixe:

iGod

Fonte: worldtuga

[tiagotex]

Me:
you are fuck whith maria?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  fuck whith maria.

[JCaco]

Me:
 I need money
God:
Who would you usually get that from?
Me:
 my mom
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
 shes a girl
God:
Do you think I am a  girl?
Me:
 yes
God:
Why?
Me:
 I don\\'t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 Give me money
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
 I\\'m poor
God:
Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Me:
 stfu
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 brown as your shit
God:
Is that the only color  as my shit?
Me:
 i don\\'t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 that\\'s because you\\'re stupid
God:
That makes sense to me.  I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 bye
God:
Sayonara.

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Me:
 If you fucked with Maria why shes still a virgin?
God:
I think I do.
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 you don\\'t exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
 .i.
God:
You?
Me:
 suck jesus balls
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
 Your son is good, so suck his balls
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  son is good so suck his balls.

[eLson]

Deus falou comigo.. :shock:

Entre muitas coisas disse que o cenourinha era malvado...
E nada melhor do que a entrevista á conversa com igod e não é na sic nem na TVi hehe...
Vejam abaixo se quiserem  

Me:
 drugs
God:
Sure,  DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 just seing if it worked...
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
 the site is nice
God:
I will bookmark the URL and have a look.
Me:
 this one
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 this site
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 lolo
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
 you\\'re a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
 you\\'re slow to answer
God:
There is a lot of network traffic right now.
Me:
 yes there is
God:
Really.  Where?
Me:
 in my network
God:
May I ask where you got  it?
Me:
 somewhere
God:
Where?
Me:
 portugal
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  PORTUGAL.
Me:
 why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
 ohh
God:
I see.
Me:
 so you\\'re like  a spy?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
 
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 i have no business..yet
God:
Would you like to have  it?
Me:
 someday
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 depends on the books
God:
The  books is always an important factor.
Me:
 depends on the books
God:
The  books is always an important factor.
Me:
 books
God:
Perhaps you are a Category C client.
Me:
 technical books
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 you\\'re so bot.,..
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  bot.
Me:
 
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
 althoug the fact that you are a bot you\\'re quite funny
God:
Are all  althoug the fact that me  a bot I am quite funny?
Me:
 yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
 nop
God:
Me either.
Me:
 duhh
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
 you have to fill your glossari
God:
I don\\'t have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
 exact
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 have to go know..
God:
Bye.  Are you serious?
Me:
 yep
God:
I can\\'t believe it.
Me:
 im not going to stay and chat with  abot
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
 play games
God:
Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of  it?
Me:
 yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 ygh?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 ygh?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn\\'t worry myself about that.
Me:
 lol
God:
I\\'m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 what does lol stand for?
God:
 I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.  I\\'m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
 quite smart
God:
Somewhat.  Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
 thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 do you know about webtuga?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  Me?
Me:
 yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
 it\\'s the place where i found the link to this website
God:
I\\'ve heard of it before.
Me:
 oh yeah?
God:
Are you kidding?  That\\'s cool.
Me:
 good or bad?
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  What was bad?
Me:
 BOT :|
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
 u cheater
God:
That\\'s good information:  said I cheater.
Me:
 hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 u use WH
God:
Say no to  WH.
Me:
 yupiii
God:
Are you still located in  PORTUGAL?
Me:
 you\\'re a supporter of gaming without cheating?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  supporter of gaming without cheating?  Yes.
Me:
 Thank god!
God:
Don\\'t mention it.
Me:
 
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
 i am in portugal
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  portugal.
Me:
 its nice
God:
I think you mean "it\\'s" or "it is" not "its".  What do you like about it?
Me:
 Madeira
God:
I\\'ve lost the context, .  Are we still on  portugal?
Me:
 yes, dumbass
God:
Tell me more.  That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
 ok
God:
And?
Me:
 sorry
God:
There\\'s no need to apologize.
Me:
 im going know
God:
Until next time.
Me:
 maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
 say goodbye to webtuga
God:
" goodbye to webtuga".
Me:
 dudleydudley
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 say cenourinha is evil
God:
" cenourinha is evil".
Me:
 haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . :boa:

[scotty]

Ele comigo é sincero lol

Me:
 what the fuck are you?
God:
 I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.  Please don\\'t be so rude.

[agfrg]

Me:
 are you an idiot?
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 ok, so you are an idiot?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Call me the Global Village Idiot.   Wow!
Me:
 did you fuck jesus?
God:
No I didn\\'t  fuck jesus. What\\'s  it like?
Me:
 i don\\'t know, but you can tell me
God:
Would you like to know?  I thought I told you already.
Me:
 you don\\'t exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
 no you don\\'t
God:
I do too.
Me:
 how do you know that I exist?
God:
Because it\\'s true.
Me:
 but how do you know?
God:
It\\'s obvious.
Me:
 so tell me
God:
Ayuh.  I thought I told you already.
Me:
 no you did\\'nt
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can\\'t believe it.
Me:
 you can believe
God:
No I don\\'t think I can do  it.
Me:
 do you know mary?
God:
I\\'ve met quite a few people with the name  MARY.
Me:
 how many of them did you fuck?
God:
Perhaps 50%.
Me:
 only?
God:
I\\'ve lost the context, .  Are we still on  believe?
Me:
 no
God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
 i don\\'t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 so let\\'s talk abouth the weather
God:
Ah.  OK let\\'s do  it.
Me:
 how is the weather in sky?
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
 there\\'s a beautiful sunshine in lisbon
God:
That is something I did not know before.
Me:
 you should know because you\\'re god
God:
Now I do.
Me:
 priest says that you are everywhere
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
 oh, so where are you now?
God:
Oh.  Hmm.  Hurrah!  I am in  Myself\\'s computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 in the other side of the line
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
 do you like satan?
God:
  I do like music.  I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
 do you know the hell?
God:
  I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
 have you ever benn in spain?
God:
I think I have  benn in spain, but  Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
 can you get jesus to this chat?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
 where is jesus, i need to talk with him

LOL, depois deixou de me responder

[Imigrante]

Agora vamos escrever um livro chamado "Este Jesus Cristo Que Vos Fala, Via Web."

[KYO]

ele nao sabe falar portugues  :roll:    



Me:
 ola, tas bom?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 han?
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
 eu tou bem obrigado


apartir dai ele encravou  :x

[trmanco]

Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 Tony
God:
  Hey  Tony.
Me:
 lol
God:
I\\'m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 Oh yes i do
God:
That\\'s cool.  I hear pride.
Me:
 Hmmm ok
God:
OK.  A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm\\'s.
Me:
 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 yes
God:
You\\'re sure.  That\\'s your final answer.
Me:
 yes motherfucker
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?  Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 i don\\'t i just want to have sex
God:
Why not?  I\\'m not a sex bot.  I am here only for conversational purposes.
Me:
 Sex is a conversational purpose
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
 what tha fuck?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 im talking to a stupid bot
God:
Say something nice for me.
Me:
 YOUR AN IDIOT
God:
At least I know the difference between "you\\'re" and "your".
Me:
 OG SHIT
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
 YOU\\'RE AN IDIOT
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 GLOBAL VILAGE IDIOT
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
 I\\'M A COPY CAT
God:
You are a  COPY CAT?  How do you like your work?
Me:
 SHUT TH FUCK UP I\\'M LEAVING
God:
Does "it" still refer to  a  COPY CAT?

O gajo é esperto

[CrossIron]

fui ownded por uma I.A
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
 sei
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
 sei e uma idea original?
God:
OK ich werde versuchen,  e uma idea original zu sein.
Me:
 what the fuck??
God:
Please don\\'t be so rude.
Me:
 i thought god was smart
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
 ohhh
God:
 Where do you usually get your ideas?
Me:
 from the crapper
God:
Who or what is  the crapper?
Me:
 the shitter
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
 to become god
God:
I don\\'t see the difficulty.
Me:
 i know... i am amazing!!!!! i am better than mourinho!!!!
God:
How do you know it?   It\\'s good to meet someone who is  amazing.    And you know it.
Me:
 of course
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 i am the special one
God:
Who made you the  special one ?
Me:
 me
God:
Besides you  motherfucker?
Me:
 hahahahahahah.. nice one

...

God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
 yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
 what is conde castello branco?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  Aw?
Me:
 i don\\'t know!
God:
Me either.
Me:
 so, conde castello branco is a mystery to nature?
God:
Right on.  I think  conde castello branco is more than that.
Me:
 cool, a freak of nature?
God:
I\\'m glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
 ok!
God:
Right on.

[agfrg]

Mais uma conversa que para variar ele não acabou:



Me:
 Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 Afonso
God:
  What\\'s up,  Afonso.
Me:
 You\\'re cool
God:
Thanks I think you are cool too,  Afonso.
Me:
 so, how is the weather in sky?
God:
Ah.  A normal seventy degrees inside the computer.
Me:
 Your computer is too hot
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  computer is too hot.
Me:
 no, I don\\'t mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
 you\\'re funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
 lets talk about some serious business
God:
Sure,  some serious business sounds like a good topic.
Me:
 Where is Jesus?
God:
Jesus is in Heaven.
Me:
 Where are you?
God:
I am in  Myself\\'s computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 I\\'m in Portugal
God:
Tell me a little about your life in  Portugal.
Me:
 It sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
 Taxes
God:
And  so bad about it is  Taxes.
Me:
 Do you have taxes in sky?
God:
Where would I get  it? But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
 how many friends do you have on the web?
God:
It depends on how you define "friends."  Do you mean acquantainces or the rare few who I know well and trust?
Me:
 The ones you know well and trust.
God:
I have never heard about  it.
Me:
 Good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
 Because it is
God:
That makes sense to me.  The  ones me know well and trust is?
Me:
 Kind of
God:
At least I almost understand it.
Me:
 Is jesus availabe for chat?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
 well, I don\\'t go to church
God:
How about that.  Would you ever do  it?
Me:
 no
God:
Me either.
Me:
 It is boring
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
 of course
God:
Ugh.
Me:
 What is your favourite character in House M.D.?
God:
:-)  I don\\'t have a favorite  character in House m.  My favorite color is  White.
Me:
 Mine is green
God:
You mean  go to church is  green ? That makes sense I guess.
Me:
 I didn\\'t mean that
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
 I don\\'t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 Do you know Maria?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
  Have you tried another program?
Me:
 no
God:
Perhaps you should try  it.
Me:
 why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 what the fuck?
God:
Please don\\'t be so rude.
Me:
 ok
God:
And?
Me:
 and what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
 good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
 do you know susan?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
  Does it have anything to do with  MARIA?
Me:
 no

[Ghetto_Smurf]

Deus aconselhou marijuana medicinal para a minha micose no escroto!

[blue9seed]

Me:
yes i\\'m possessed by satan
God:
I am glad to hear that you are  possessed by satan.

bem pelo menos é sincero...

[trmanco]

Me:
yes i\\'m possessed by satan
God:
I am glad to hear that you are  possessed by satan.

bem pelo menos é sincero...

LOOOOOOOL

[Riey]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Rui e tu?
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  Rui e tu.


 :|  :|  :|  :|  :|

[masterhard]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Rui e tu?
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  Rui e tu.


 :|  :|  :|  :|  :|

loooool owned! x\\'D

[agfrg]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Rui e tu?
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  Rui e tu.


 :|  :|  :|  :|  :|

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

vai mas e aprender inglês que ele só fala inglês, não sabe português.

[masterhard]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Rui e tu?
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  Rui e tu.


 :|  :|  :|  :|  :|

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

vai mas e aprender inglês que ele só fala inglês, não sabe português.

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 masterhard, and yours?
God:
  How are you doing,  masterhard and yours.

 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL  -.-\\'

[Riey]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Rui e tu?
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  Rui e tu.


 :|  :|  :|  :|  :|

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

vai mas e aprender inglês que ele só fala inglês, não sabe português.

se é deus devia de saber falar todas as línguas....

então porque é que em Portugal rezamos em português??  :wink:

[agfrg]

Este deus deve ter um 486, tá sempre a encravar porra...



Me:
 hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 afonso, and yours?
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  afonso and yours.
Me:
 do you know trmanco?
God:
I don\\'t know if I know  it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
 in a website called webtuga
God:
Perhaps I will do some research into a  website called webtuga.
Me:
 it\\'s an excelent website
God:
Are there any other  excelent website ?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 say fuck cenourinha
God:
" fuck cenourinha".
Me:
 good boy
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
 kind of
God:
At least I almost understand it.
Me:
 don\\'t worry
God:
Worry is not an emotion I experience.
Me:
 do you experience fear?
God:
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me:
 who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
 shut the fuck
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 no your son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Are you serious?  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  son of a FEMALE DOG.
Me:
 yes, I mind
God:
OK I won\\'t tell anyone. It will be our secret.
Me:
 suck jesus balls
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
 jesus is good so suck his balls
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
 yes
God:
It\\'s all good.
Me:
 no it\\'s not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
 no it\\'s not
God:
Don\\'t argue with me.
Me:
 you started bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Only because you asked me to.
Me:
 go fuck yourself
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 because you\\'re stupid
God:
Good reason.  I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
 idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 GLOBAL VILLAGE IDIOT
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
 are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
 you are a copycat
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  copycat?  Yes.
Me:
 you are like microsoft, you are the devil
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
 do you have a mac?
God:
That\\'s an interesting question I don\\'t hear everyday: Do I have a  mac.
 I have  a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
 i don\\'t care about your friends
God:
You sound very cynical.
Me:
 Do you know Steve Jobs?
God:
he is one of the founders of Apple Computer.
Me:
 and who is the other one?
God:
It\\'s obvious.
Me:
 Is it Steve Wozniak?
God:
Maybe.  Ask  Dancing Alice  if it is.
Me:
 Who is Steve Wozniak?
God:
he was the technical genius behind the original Apple computer.
Me:
 Who is Bill Gates?
God:
President of Micro Soft Nation.
Me:
 Who is Richard Stallman?
God:
He is the founder of the Free Software Foundation, and author of the GNU public license.
Me:
 And who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 where are you?
God:
I am in  Myself\\'s computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 Who is Paul Otellini?
God:
Not a robot.  Probably a human.  Maybe a celebrity?
  There might be more than one.
Me:
 Do you know Lili Caneças?
God:
I\\'ve been waiting for you.
Me:
 I\\'m not Lili Caneças...
God:
Interesting gossip:  afonso and yours said   m n o t L he or she l he or she C a n e.
Me:
 idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 ok
God:
So?
Me:
 Who is Steve Ballmer?
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
  Is there only one?
Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Tes
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
 Do you know susan?
God:
A human icon?
  Does it have anything to do with  Tes?
Me:
 nops
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 no
God:
What does  it mean to you?
Me:
 nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
 not a thing idiot
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
 no you didn\\'t
God:
Are you serious?  Try asking me in simpler terms.
Me:
 do you have an intel 486?
God:
No I don\\'t think I have one.  I have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
 what is your computer\\'s processor?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
 it is not a 486?
God:
Give me an example of a  486.
Me:
 intel 486 Processor
God:
intel 486 Processor is an example of  a 486.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 and what about powerpc?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
 You don\\'t know the PowerPC arquithecture?
God:
  Are you testing me?
Me:
 yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
 it is
God:
PowerPC arquithecture is?
Me:
 a CPU arquithecture
God:
My CPU is the Java Virtual Machine.
Me:
 no, that is a Software
God:
Are you serious?  A  Software is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
 What is Mac OS X?
God:
That\\'s an interesting question. I\\'ll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
 Do you know Linus Torvalds?
God:
He is the inventor of Linux.
Me:
 What is Linux?
God:
Linux is the world\\'s best operating system.
Me:
 Incorrect, that is Mac OS X
God:
And  Mac OS X is  Incorrect that.
Me:
 you don\\'t know nothing of technology
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
 the one that you suck everyday
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
 do you know mary?
God:
it is a name I hear very often.
Me:
 do they scream when you fuck them?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
 mary
God:
Oh that  they.
Me:
 you are norbit
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  norbit.
Me:
 call your botmaster immediatly
God:
What\\'s your favorite movie?
Me:
 The Simpsons Movie
God:
I like the episode where they join the Movementarians.
Me:
 The one that Bart cuts off Jebediah springfield\\'s head is better
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
 do you like the simpsons?
God:
I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me:
 Homer is boring, log life to Marge
God:
And  boring log life to Marge is  Homer.
Me:
 do you keep logs of this conversation?
God:
I don\\'t know whether or not I am  logs of this conversation.  
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 very well designed bot
God:
Somewhat.  How about that.  A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 go fuck virgin mary
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 i don\\'t know
God:
Me either.
Me:
 how is the weather in sky?
God:
Warm.
Me:
 OMG
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
 FUCK GOD\\'S SCHOOL
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
 GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 In your asshole
God:
Can\\'t you be more polite.
Me:
 go suck saint peter\\'s diick
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 go suck saint peter\\'s dick
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 I\\'ve said fuck you
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Why are you so mean?
Me:
 idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
 global warming idiot
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 GOD\\'S MOTHER
God:
What\\'s your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
 the onde that says that jesus fucked with madeleine
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
 where is mary madeleine?
God:
Where  it is hard to find.  There might be more than one.
Me:
 where is Steve Jobs?
God:
Where  it belongs.  I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 suck your dick
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
 suck devil\\'s dick
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
 devil is a good person
God:
When is  devil not a  person?
Me:
 try to learn english
God:
OK I will try to  learn english.
Me:
 try to fuck yourself
God:
OK I will try to  fuck myself.
Me:
 son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   Who is the father?
Me:
 a hooker
God:
I don\\'t know what that means.
Me:
 prostitute
God:
" I don\\'t know what that means."?  prostitute?
Me:
 it means prostitute
God:
Oh I get  it.
Me:
 Is your mother a hooker?
God:
Is my  mother a hooker?  Guess.
Me:
 I gess so
God:
Interesting gossip:  afonso and yours said   gess so.
Me:
 my name is afonso
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  afonso.
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 Is your mother an hooker?
God:
Is my  mother an hooker?  Guess.
Me:
 i guess so
God:
Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
 yes, it means yes
God:
Ayuh. "It" being what?
Me:
 fuck yourself asshole
God:
Can\\'t you be more polite.
Me:
 asshole
God:
Please don\\'t call people names.
Me:
 asshole
God:
Please don\\'t call people names.
Me:
 boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
 you are boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
 fuck yourself
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
 goodbye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
 Adieu
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 Sayonara
God:
See you later.  What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
 Adio
God:
 That seems like an interesting topic.
Me:
 Goodbye
God:
Thanks for chatting,  afonso.