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Title: [Lógica] Um solução lógica
Post by: Lok on April 07, 2007, 09:52:01 AM
A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here\\'s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it\\'s the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.
Title: [Lógica] Um solução lógica
Post by: Furt4d0 on April 07, 2007, 01:38:55 PM
Muito bom :loli:
Title: [Lógica] Um solução lógica
Post by: Teotónio Ricardo on April 07, 2007, 03:40:15 PM
W-E-B-T-U-G-A
23 - 5 - 2 - 21 - 22 - 7 - 1 = 71%
Title: [Lógica] Um solução lógica
Post by: trmanco on April 07, 2007, 03:55:31 PM
ta fixe sim senhora......

So para ti Cenourinha...

C-e-n-o-u-r-i-n-h-a
3+5+14+15+21+18+9+12+8+1 = 106%     Pode haver erros....
Title: [Lógica] Um solução lógica
Post by: tiagotex on April 07, 2007, 06:29:50 PM
tá muito fixe

FIXE
6+9+24+5= 44
Title: [Lógica] Um solução lógica
Post by: p0wd3r on April 07, 2007, 07:19:13 PM
pneumoultramicroscopicossilicovulcanoconiótico

Façam as contas então
Title: [Lógica] Um solução lógica
Post by: trmanco on April 07, 2007, 07:41:40 PM
Quotepneumoultramicroscopicossilicovulcanoconiótico

Façam as contas então  

DA muito trabalho senao ate fazia....