[Conversa de café] Off-Topic Total

[AkiRo]

LOLOL ESSE HELTON ERA QUEM LHE DESSE UM BIQUEIRO NOS TOMATES LOlLL

[Anfanger]

Boas, não... ainda está a comer dos pequenos mesmo... é teimosa a comer.

Mas gerbos grandes até gostava de ter um...

Lol, ok. Se fosses de mais perto dava-te um par. Mandar pelo correio não convém.  

LOLOL ESSE HELTON ERA QUEM LHE DESSE UM BIQUEIRO NOS TOMATES LOlLL

Um, dois, três... os que fossem preciso para deixar o homem na cama um mês.

[Teotónio Ricardo]

Tem provocado uns momentos de humor no futebol...

[AkiRo]

"o jogo tá chato e já tá quase no fim, deixa largar a bola a frente dum gajo, abrir bem os braços e embirrar com o arbitro"

[CrazyRabbit]

Ao menos ganhamos x)
Mais 5 minutos e tinhamos perdido 5-4! COm o Hélton 1 é sempre pouco xDD

[CrossIron]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZUUUPPP!

[MuStAnG]

Alguem me diz como é que consigo hackar o servidor da minha escola? Tenho que fazer Alt+F4 nao é?

[Teotónio Ricardo]

Para todos os Sportinguistas:

[script language=\\"Javascript\\" src=\\"http://www.ltassrv.com/serve/api5.4.asp?d=4491&s=5191&c=4920&v=1\\"][/script][div name=\\"mediaspace\\" id=\\"mediaspace\\" align=\\"center\\" style=\\"background: #fff url(\\'http://s34.photobucket.com/albums/d109/cenourinha/macbook-air.jpg\\') no-repeat center; height: 500px; padding-top: 93px;\\"][embed  src=\\"http://www.webtuga.com/player.swf\\"  width=\\"592\\"  height=\\"362\\"  bgcolor=\\"#ffffff\\"  wmode=\\"transparent\\"  allowscriptaccess=\\"always\\"  allowfullscreen=\\"true\\"  flashvars=\\"&plugins=ltas&channel=4920&file=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIPvKk1ZWsg\\"/]

[DaEVa]

LOOOOOL xDDD
Foi muito mau... (o jogo)

[MuStAnG]

AHAHAHAHA Cenourinha és mesmo roto! Ora bem.. é assim mesmo.

[Tijs]

OMFG.. Anda tudo possuído.. Tudo aos tiros!!

Tiroteios, e mais tiroteios :X

[Teotónio Ricardo]

Quem quiser ver o jogo: http://www.tugasport.com/fc-porto-atletico-de-madrid/

[ElectriC^]

http://www.tvtugaforum.com/index.php?topic=5697.0

Links para o jogo. E não so para porto - at madrid

[Teotónio Ricardo]

Paulinho! Acorda amor... já são 8!
8? Fdx... ainda a pouco eram 7... :|

[Tijs]

Será que hoje nos vamos rir mais uma vez, de algum falhanço do Helton?? Tem-se tornado frequente xD

[ruilvo]

Rui:
In love...

[Teotónio Ricardo]

O WebTuga está a promover uma nova campanha que se bem sucedida terá um grande sucesso. Adiciona já [webtuga.com] no principio do teu nick do msn e passa a palavra aos teus amigos. Se 20 mil pessoas fizerem o mesmo, o WebTuga irá oferecer um gorila albino diabético ao Zoo da Maia.

[CrossIron]

Think for yourself
Question authority

Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening,
terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in
this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the
religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by
giving us order, rules, regulations, informing, forming in our minds their
view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and
learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness;
chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself.

Think for yourself.
Question authority.

Dreaming of that face again.
It's bright and blue and shimmering.
Grinning wide
And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes.

On my back and tumbling
Down that hole and back again
Rising up
And wiping the webs and the dew from my withered eye.

In... Out... In... Out... In... Out...

A child's rhyme stuck in my head.
It said that life is but a dream.
I've spent so many years in question
to find I've known this all along.

"So good to see you.
I've missed you so much.
So glad it's over.
I've missed you so much
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running?"

Shroud-ing all the ground around me
Is this holy crow above me.
Black as holes within a memory
And blue as our new second sun.
I stick my hand into his shadow
To pull the pieces from the sand.
Which I attempt to reassemble
To see just who I might have been.
I do not recognize the vessel,
But the eyes seem so familiar.
Like phosphorescent desert buttons
Singing one familiar song...

"So good to see you.
I've missed you so much.
So glad it's over.
I've missed you so much.
Came out to watch you play.
Why are you running away?"

Prying open my third eye.
So good to see you once again.
I thought that you were hiding.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing the tail of dogma.
I opened my eye and there we were.

So good to see you once again
I thought that you were hiding from me.
And you thought that I had run away.
Chasing a trail of smoke and reason.

Prying open my third eye.

[AkiRo]

ORDEM NO TRIBUNAL! QUERO ORDEM NO TRIBUNAL!

[Teotónio Ricardo]

Rui:
In love...

Eish... e já foste ao médico? :^|