[Humor]Portugueses de A a Z

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Lok

#1
June 17, 2007, 12:36:59 PM
É tudo exactamente verdade.
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

meias

#2
June 17, 2007, 01:26:28 PM
Ve-se mesmo que foi feito por estudantes do porto!! Com o guna la:P

masterhard

#3
June 17, 2007, 01:56:15 PM
ai que lol!!

eu tambem sou do porto e nao tenho nada a ver com esta gente x\\'D

domestica? lolololololololol

a situaçao da seguranca social ja me aconteceu uma vez, com a epson com a mesma musica, tive a levar com a musica mais de 17 minutos(ja tinha a orelha e a paciencia em brasa) e arrumei com o assunto ali que disse logo que tenho mais que fazer que andar com o telefone no ombro a apanhar torcicolos -.-

cozido ou outras comidas tipicas portuguesas, nao como

festas em honra da nossa senhora da agonia ---> ai que agonia! e nem sou crista!

guna: i\\'m a idiot, and i\\'m very stupid =P

pente: nao uso pente, ando mesmo despenteada

unhaca: ph0d4ss3!

eu leio bastante!

eu adoro quinzinho portugal

jackpot abono familia LOL! o que e isso mesmo?

nao leio revistinhas da treta,apesar dos consultorios sexuais serem um oasis da comedia =P

de resto ta uma comedia esta enciclopedia  

meias: coitados deles
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Lok

#4
June 17, 2007, 02:06:27 PM
Mas é verdade que o pessoal do norte tem uma moral muito diferente do pessoal do sul ou centro.
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

masterhard

#5
June 17, 2007, 02:14:50 PM
QuoteMas é verdade que o pessoal do norte tem uma moral muito diferente do pessoal do sul ou centro.

nao ha que ter preconceitos, tabus e papas na lingua

uma reuniao, tudo a rigor, um gajo de lisboa olha pra mim como nunca tivesse visto uma gaja de fato e gravata, ja incomodada disse logo, nunca viste uma gaja na tua vida? sabes o que e uma gaja?
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Lok

#6
June 17, 2007, 02:19:56 PM
Pois "papas na lingua" dizer C., F. etc a cada 1 palavra?
Conheço pessoal da zona de tras os montes e lá para esses lados da galiza, que é impossivel ter uma conversa decente com eles, ou vão para o gozo, ou começam a dizer uma porrada de asneiras todas seguidas...
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

masterhard

#7
June 17, 2007, 02:22:54 PM
QuotePois "papas na lingua" dizer C., F. etc a cada 1 palavra?
Conheço pessoal da zona de tras os montes e lá para esses lados da galiza, que é impossivel ter uma conversa decente com eles, ou vão para o gozo, ou começam a dizer uma porrada de asneiras todas seguidas...

mas esses ja sao um bocado mais idiotas, por aqui ate e bem mais comica a cena x\\'D nem imaginas o quanto da pra rir  

olha, procura fernando rocha e quim roscas no youtube =P

ps: eu nao desato aqui a minha lingua no forum porque nao tem piada nenhuma, mas garanto-te que o meu sotaque do porto meios esgroviado deixa muita gente com lagrimas nos olhos, o quim roscas e o mais similar a mim, e o rir  :roll:
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Lok

#8
June 17, 2007, 02:25:12 PM
Yah, isso já é diferente ^^.

Agora com o pessoal que conheci aqui, fiquei com essa impressao do pessoal lá dessa zona de tras os montes.
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

masterhard

#9
June 17, 2007, 03:11:37 PM
QuoteYah, isso já é diferente ^^.

Agora com o pessoal que conheci aqui, fiquei com essa impressao do pessoal lá dessa zona de tras os montes.

ai, meia duzia de gatos pingados e depois dizes que todos sao assim, se fossem muitos, mesmo muitos ate que era mais justificavel

acho que nao se julga um livro pela capa, e logo eu que tenho um mau feitio que o diabo nem me atura  :wink:
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Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
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"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
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Lok

#10
June 17, 2007, 04:12:24 PM
Quote
QuoteYah, isso já é diferente ^^.

Agora com o pessoal que conheci aqui, fiquei com essa impressao do pessoal lá dessa zona de tras os montes.

ai, meia duzia de gatos pingados e depois dizes que todos sao assim, se fossem muitos, mesmo muitos ate que era mais justificavel

acho que nao se julga um livro pela capa, e logo eu que tenho um mau feitio que o diabo nem me atura  :wink:

Nao sao meia dùzia, imagina o que è entrares num centro recreativo portugues e sò vês gente assim?
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

masterhard

#11
June 17, 2007, 04:20:12 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

tens pontaria =P
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
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"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
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Lok

#12
June 17, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
É tal e qual como aquele filme dos emigrantes, todos com um nacionalismo extremo e orgulho. (nao sei de que...)
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part; you can't even passively take part, and you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop. And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!

agfrg

#13
June 17, 2007, 06:10:22 PM
Espetacular!

Faboucas

#14
June 18, 2007, 10:06:12 AM
ta mesmo mt fixe!!!    

e impressao minhao ou no D tava a dizer mal do galo de barcelos ???  :?
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