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masterhard

#440
December 11, 2008, 10:45:02 PM
22:39 <@south_laptop> ? assim que se diz
22:39 <@south_laptop> :
22:40 <@south_laptop> Boa noite. Eu sou a Manuela Bouca Guedes
22:40 <@south_laptop> E este ? o Jornal
22:40 <@south_laptop> Nacional
22:40 <@Masterhard> looooool
22:40 <@Masterhard> |agfrg|: n
22:40 <@|agfrg|> o nacional tem uma entoação estranha
22:41 <@|agfrg|> hoje a t'pol descontrola as emoçoes
22:41 < spec_> ela juntou na mesma frase "angelina jolie" e "globaliza??o" o que ? isto???????
22:41 <@|agfrg|> é loucura
22:41 < spec_> e "canastr?o"
22:41 <@|agfrg|> canastrao ftw!
22:41 <@|agfrg|> 13 minutos de bateria!
22:41  * |agfrg| panico instalado
22:41 <+Tijs> aquilo não é uma boca... parece uma boneca insuflavel com dentes
22:42 <@|agfrg|> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
22:42 <@|agfrg|> o
22:42 <@|agfrg|> m
22:42 <@|agfrg|> g
22:42 <+Tijs> ah ah
22:42 <@|agfrg|> a julia pinheiro
22:42 < spec_> O.O
22:42 <+Tijs> so faltava esta
22:42 <@|agfrg|> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
22:42 < spec_> O.O'
22:42 <@|agfrg|> olha o autocarro da lt
22:42 <@|agfrg|> ai que lol
22:42 <@|agfrg|> isto e a sirene da julia pinheiro
22:42 < spec_> que assustador!!!!
22:43 -!- vtwm [~foskasse@76-167.dial.nortenet.pt] has joined #webtuga
22:43 <@|agfrg|> "mesmo com falsete nao podemos ser nos, até a sirene da julia pinheiro consegue ter melhor voz"
22:43 <@Masterhard> looooooooool
22:43 <@Masterhard> bash?
[span style=\\"font-size:12pt;color:#FF0000;line-height:100%\\"]lol
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
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Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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masterhard

#441
December 11, 2008, 11:20:03 PM Last Edit: December 11, 2008, 11:50:25 PM by southafrikanse
23:16 <@south_laptop> Incultos pah... Toda a gente sabe, ou devia saber, que as batatas são pescadas em alto-mar, nos mares  gélidos e frios da Noruega... Por alguma coisa, no Natal se come Batatas com Bacalhau.. Pesca-se o bacalhau e as batatas vem  juntas...
23:16 <Tijs> xD
23:17 <@south_laptop> ahahahahahahahaahahahaa
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
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agfrg

#442
December 11, 2008, 11:25:59 PM
[23:24] Masterhard: ajudar as criancas do ptgamers?pra isso ha a unicef -.-

MoHa

#443
December 18, 2008, 11:09:40 PM
(23:04:52) <triviabot> Question 9 (phobias): Parthenophobia is the fear of what?
(23:04:58) <@southafrikanse> museus
(23:05:02) <triviabot> Hint: **rg** G****
(23:05:09) <Moha^> ah bom
(23:05:12) <triviabot> Hint: *irgin G**l*
(23:05:17) <@southafrikanse> virgin girls
(23:05:17) <triviabot> Correct southafrikanse, the answer was Virgin Girls.


Medo de raparigas virgens WOOOT ... raio de bot
Smells like Tuna, Tastes Like Chicken .

agfrg

#444
December 22, 2008, 06:43:01 PM
[18:39] Moha^: sem bateria na psp dass-.-
[18:39] Tijs: da-lhe vinho tinto
[18:39] Tijs: costuma resultar com os GNR

agfrg

#445
December 22, 2008, 10:53:11 PM
[22:51] |agfrg|: Tijs: SAW Se7en
[22:51] Tijs: :S
[22:51] |agfrg|: the history of another windows release xD

masterhard

#446
December 23, 2008, 01:57:46 PM
13:55 < Moha^> i'm back http://www.webtuga.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png\' class=\'bbc_emoticon\' alt=\':D\' />
13:55 <@trmanco> omfg
13:55 <@trmanco> w3m no emacs
13:55 <@trmanco> xarrega imagens e tudo
13:56 <@Masterhard> xarrega-te a testa tb?
13:56 <@Masterhard> xD
13:56 <@darkhipno> -.-
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
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masterhard

#447
December 23, 2008, 02:20:12 PM
14:15 -!- Moha^ was kicked from #webtuga by |agfrg| [Moha^]
14:15 -!- Moha^ [POCT@M0hA.users.quakenet.org] has joined #webtuga
14:16 -!- mode/#webtuga [+v Tijs] by |agfrg|
14:18 -!- mode/#webtuga [+o Tijs] by |agfrg|
14:18 -!- mode/#webtuga [+v Moha^] by |agfrg|
14:18 <@|agfrg|> olha Tijs ja tens uma prenda de natal antecipada
14:18 -!- mode/#webtuga [+b *!*JoaoBarro@bl7-7-121.dsl.telepac.pt] by Tijs
14:19 <@|agfrg|> nao
14:19 <@|agfrg|> nao e nesse
14:19 -!- Tijs was kicked from #webtuga by Tijs [Tijs]
14:19 <@|agfrg|> e pra banir o moha
14:19 <@|agfrg|> o
14:19 <@|agfrg|> m
14:19 <@|agfrg|> g
14:19 <@Masterhard> bash?
14:19 <@|agfrg|> deixo ao teu criterio
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

agfrg

#448
December 23, 2008, 05:12:28 PM
[17:10] Moha^: tijs, i have a problem
[17:10] Tijs: liga para o 112

agfrg

#449
December 23, 2008, 06:00:40 PM Last Edit: December 23, 2008, 06:10:15 PM by agfrg
[17:57] Masterhard is now known as george_michael.
[17:58] george_michael: o fdp k bashar esta merda, leva com um pinheiro no cu com a rama toda aberta!

...

[18:09] Masterhard: ja comeco a sentir saudade de comer salsicha...

agfrg

#450
January 05, 2009, 10:03:53 PM
[21:55] Zoop: faz-te um homem
[21:57] cenourinha: Zoop: mais que fazer

agfrg

#451
January 09, 2009, 10:17:14 PM Last Edit: January 09, 2009, 10:27:31 PM by agfrg
[22:14] marial_bertina: HBK: hoje aprendi uma coisa fixe
[22:15] marial_bertina: |agfrg|: ya
[22:15] marial_bertina: tmb ta fixe
[22:15] Moha^ was granted voice by you.
[22:15] HBK: o que? (nao é coisa boa)
[22:15] marial_bertina: que as quecas da minha prof de mat sao cor de rosa nas sextas
[22:15] marial_bertina: daquelas com renda
[22:15] HBK: ...........
[22:15] HBK: é boa ela?
[22:15] marial_bertina: quem lhe manda andar de saia e abaixar-se crl?
[22:15] marial_bertina: mais que o milho
[22:15] Masterhard: lool
[22:15] |agfrg|: OMFG
[22:15] Masterhard: eu tenho boxers as riscas...parece a camisola do sporting...

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[22:26] Southafrikanse was kicked from the chat room by CrossIron. (KIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK Na bola esquerda)

Teotónio Ricardo

#452
January 09, 2009, 10:30:57 PM
Fazer sexo em privado com o Q...

pbioinfo

#453
January 16, 2009, 09:35:43 AM
a minha ja foi a seginte

foi um colega meu que a mandou

disseram assim -a greve foi cancelada
e o meu colega disse- para que dia

masterhard

#454
January 16, 2009, 11:13:44 PM
<Masterhard>: lolol
<cenourinha>: fdx
<cenourinha>: ca sono
<cenourinha>: e ainda so tenho 10 horas de uptime
<cenourinha>: :
<cenourinha>: |
<Masterhard>: lololol
<cenourinha>: cafe da-me sono
<Masterhard>: lolololol
<cenourinha>: sério...
<cenourinha>: quanto mais café tomo
<cenourinha>: mais sono me dá
<cenourinha>: devia ser ao contrário
<cenourinha>: começar a tomar narcóticos para me manter alive
<cenourinha>: falar em narcóticos deve tar a dar Cops
<cenourinha>: lol
<southafrikanse>: café
<southafrikanse>: sem açucar cenourinha
<southafrikanse>: isso passa-te
<cenourinha>: southafrikanse: eu tomo sempre sem açucar
<cenourinha>: loool
<cenourinha>: as pastilhas de adoçante que eu vou trincando durante o dia... ja tenho a boca adoçada para o café
<cenourinha>: lol
<Masterhard>: lololol
<cenourinha>: southafrikanse: tens ai uma serra?
<southafrikanse>: ?
<cenourinha>: southafrikanse: y... temos que cortar as mãos a Masterhard... tá com sindrome de LOLzeimer
<southafrikanse>: lol
<cenourinha>: nas ultimas 4 vezes que escreveu aqui.... escreveu sempre loooolz
<Masterhard>: lul
<Masterhard>: pronto, ja ta melhor? :X
<cenourinha>: pronto
<cenourinha>: lulzeimer
<Masterhard>: fdx, bash? XD
Se o mundo te virar costas, nao vires costas ao mundo, vai-lhe ao cu!
Se a Muralha da China pegasse fogo, seria a maior firewall do Mundo!
blacksheep-----fake hosting services since 1$ only for fake businessman----sponsored by ASAE
Oferecemos Cursos de Coveiro WebTuga --> O primeiro em Portugal com MBA da Independente incorporado
"Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" --George Michael\'s \'Faith\'
Sing these words in a recording studio, and you win Album of the Year. Say them in a public bathroom, and you get busted.
The basic difference is this: hackers build things, crackers break them.
O novo Windows será o Se7en. Será uma sequela do famoso filme de terror Se7en?
MADNESS?? THIS Is SPARTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Sponsored by InTeRnEt SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs and MiCrOsOfT SeRiOuS BuSiNeSs!
MCSE -> Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
VISTA -> Virus Infection and Spyware Transmission Architecture

CrossIron

#455
January 25, 2009, 06:06:56 PM
[18:01]   Tijs: e andas no 11Ã,º??
[18:01]   Grantlinks: digam o meu nic
[18:01]   crossiron: Grantlinks
[18:01]   crossiron: iz
[18:01]   crossiron: gay
[18:01]   Tijs: Gaylinks
[18:01]   Grantlinks: isso mesmo
[18:01]   Grantlinks: thx
[18:01]   crossiron: tijs, no 10

southafrikanse

#456
January 27, 2009, 06:51:05 PM
<southafrikanse> MrPires, praticamente já todos aqui têm o rejoin activado
<southafrikanse> olha:
<-- southafrikanse has kicked cenourinha from #webtuga ( --)
<southafrikanse> '
<grAnt> menos o otário... loooooooooooooooooooooool pwned
<Nunomdc> loooool
<MrPires> hihi agora o cenourinaha lixoute!!
* southafrikanse owned
--> cenourinha (~cenourinh@bl9-8-40.dsl.telepac.pt) has joined #webtuga
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badpunchline

#457
January 27, 2009, 06:53:43 PM
<cenourinha> 7op me
* southafrikanse coloca o modo de operador a cenourinha
* cenourinha interditou *!*@a83-132-138-143.cpe.netcabo.pt
* cenourinha expulsou southafrikanse de #webtuga (southafrikanse)
<Nunomdc> looool
<cenourinha> este compra o proprio ban
<cenourinha> lol
while(1){
      cout << "FAIL" << endl;
}

badpunchline

#458
January 30, 2009, 03:29:37 AM
<cenourinha> acho que me vou mastrubar a ler o webtuga... aquilo da um tesão
while(1){
      cout << "FAIL" << endl;
}

southafrikanse

#459
February 11, 2009, 09:45:51 PM
<cenourinha> southafrikanse: fazes-me um fazer?
<cenourinha> favor*
<southafrikanse> cenourinha, ok. baixa as calças para eu to espetar no cu
<cenourinha> .|.
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